Wow. My head hurts. What happened? I
can’t remember anything. Anything at all. What’s this smell? Holly shit. I
shitted in my own pants... Laughing... The party must have been pretty wild ‘cause I
don’t remember this shit happening. Well, I have to get myself all cleaned up.
Uh… Uh… Uh… What the… ? I’m all tied up.
A noise coming from the kitchen
Hey... Screaming... Heeeey... Is there anybody out
there? Mike? Miiiiike? Is that you man? Come over here, dude. I could use a hand,
you know. I don’t know why but I’m all tied up. Come here and untie me, will
ya?
Silence
What are you doing man? Get your
freaking ass up here. I ain’t kidding man. Help me out, please.
Someone shows up
Oh finally…
Hey, why are you wearing a mask? Was it a costume party? Gosh, I can’t
remember. And my head hurts like hell… Is this your place ‘cause I can’t
recognize it. Never been here before. Hey, have you seen Claire? Where is she? Oh man, she’s gorgeous, isn’t she? Think I’m in love
man. But don’t tell her, alright? I’ll declare my love for her on X-mas next week.
What do you think? Should I do that? Shit, my head really hurts. I know you are
not the romantic type, neither am I but I really like her. I’ll invite her to
France’s. They serve this special bologna sandwich which is simply divine. She
likes eating, you know. I think she’s gonna love it. What do you think?
Silence
What’s wrong with you man? Why don’t
you talk? Why do you keep staring at me? Come on man. Say something, goddamn
it. And please, take this freaking off. It ain't Halloween. Besides that, it is ridiculous. It
makes you look like a sado or something. Hey, where you going? Come back here.
Don’t leave me alone? Don’t… shit.
2 minutes later...
There you are. Oh… oh… oh… Why do
you have a knife in your hand? Of course, you are going to untie me, right?
Sorry. I can’t think straight with this pain in my head.
Hey… hey… Why are you touching me?
Jesus man, talk to me and stop touching me. You are supposed to untie not touch.
Why are you touching my legs now? What are you doing? Knock it off man. What’s
wrong with you? Why don’t you talk? Hey… Why are you cutting my pants? And why
in the name of God do you keep touching my legs? Oh no. Hell no. are you… you
know… homo? Are you a fag? Are you gay? Goddamn it Mike. You gay? I didn’t see
it coming. But you know what? I don’t care. I have a bunch of gay
friends. I get along with all of them. Not the way you get along if you know
what I mean. You see, I am straight. I like chicks with big boops like Claire.
She has those beautiful big boops and I… hey, where are you going?
Crazy bastard. What the hell does he
want with that knife. And what is this touching thing all about? Oh sweet
Jesus. Please help me. I don’t know what’s going on but I definitely don’t
wanna die. I promise you I’ll go to the church every Sunday morning. And I won’t
smoke marijuana anymore. It’s gonna be difficult ‘cause I love that shit. You
know I do, right? Of course you know 'cause you’re the Lord. So please see me through this
and don’t let me die. Let me outta here.
5 minutes later...
Oh, you’re back. Please, untie me
man. This is not funny anymore. Actually, it is getting less and less funny. I need to clean myself up. I smell shit. Oh
no, you and the touching thing again. And now you are marking my thigh with
this blue marker. Why are you doing that? Stop with this sick shit. Please. Oh my
head hurts. Oh great, you’re leaving again. That’s fucking great.
Oh God. I gotta get outta here. Mike
got crazy. But I can’t move. And my head hurts. Jesus. Help me, please. Pleeeeease...
1 minute later...
Where were you, man? What the hell is going on here? Untie me, please. Let me go... Let me... Wait… Is that an
axe in your left hand? And in the other hand… what’s that? What the fuck is that? OH GOD... Is that what I think
it is??? Is that... Is that... OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD… No no no no no.... You gotta be fucking kidding me... That’s… that’s…
CLAIRE'S HEAD... OH MY GOD… Crazy bastard. Why did you do that? You killed her
you crazy sick bastard. YOU KILLED CLAIRE… my Claire. Wait... Please, wait...Oh… what you gonna do with
this axe, uh? ANSWER ME... Please, please, please... Don’t do that, pleeeease. Don’t that… AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH... YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKEEEER... I’m gonna kill you. Panting... I swear to God I’m gonna kill you. I’m gonna….. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!
